witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.




(Source: cropplycrab)


straight boy 1: nice nice so you a virgin? lol :)
straight boy 2: no ones a virgin life fucks us all


misskiwi4:

It’s absolutely impossible to be a Troyler fan and listen to the song Brave by Sara Bareilles

Slay what you want to slay
And let the words slay out
Honeslay I want to see you be slayed


#everydamntime


(Source: zimages)


casualbutthole:

jesussbabymomma:

casualbutthole:

jesussbabymomma:

I LOVE JOKES THAT ARE SO TERRIBLE THEY BECOME FUNNY IRONICALLY I LITERALLY LAUGH SO HARD AT THOSE ITS EMBARASSING

Why couldn’t the man find his map

why

Because he lost his map



durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

(Source: theothermayor)


bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

merewuf:

kingcheddarxvii:

Who else winces in fear when a gang of 12-year-olds approaches

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constantlynocturnal:

dans face after i grabbed his butt and ran away 

constantlynocturnal:

dans face after i grabbed his butt and ran away 

(Source: takeitbackforus)



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(Source: troyethehotboy18)