piertotum-locomottor:

url-coming-soon:

theywillnotforceus:

if i was music i’d be a single

yeah because you’re the best song on the album

image

(via ifindoubtbeaunicorn)

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

(Source: hashtaglmao, via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: pleatedjeans, via shouldnt)

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

(Source: theangiec83, via oknope)

carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

(via trust)

impetuz:

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

oh

(via troyevato)

annihilated-technicolor-abyss:

singedlace:

this is oddly satisfying

I love this

(Source: mathani, via joshpeck)

(via troyevato)

(Source: chelsealovegun, via troyevato)

idioticteen:

listening to your favorite band with your friend

image

(via oknope)

twenty2ndyear:

imgonnamakeachange:

me

Is it weird that this feels more inspirational than any real person before and afters?

(Source: three-odd-glares, via mickeyssofine)

(via pizza)

tylerslittleshit:

I’M LAUGHING TOO HARD

(via i3troyler)

TIPS KUNG PAANO LUMANDI WITH DIGNITY

israelmekaniko:

  1. Kapag makikipagchat, wag masyadong magkwento tungkol sa sarili. Wala siyang pakialam sa patay na kuko mo. Magtanong ng kahit ano tungkol sa kanya para mapahaba ang usapan.
  2. Para kang double-dead na zombie kapag walang emoticons sa mga chat mo. Iba ang dating ng, “musta araw mo” sa “musta araw mo?…