Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
omfg this is great
New favorite comeback.
straight boy 1: nice nice so you a virgin? lol :)
straight boy 2: no ones a virgin life fucks us all
It’s absolutely impossible to be a Troyler fan and listen to the song Brave by Sara Bareilles
Slay what you want to slay
And let the words slay out
Honeslay I want to see you be slayed