(via pizza)

tylerslittleshit:

I’M LAUGHING TOO HARD

(via i3troyler)

TIPS KUNG PAANO LUMANDI WITH DIGNITY

israelmekaniko:

  1. Kapag makikipagchat, wag masyadong magkwento tungkol sa sarili. Wala siyang pakialam sa patay na kuko mo. Magtanong ng kahit ano tungkol sa kanya para mapahaba ang usapan.
  2. Para kang double-dead na zombie kapag walang emoticons sa mga chat mo. Iba ang dating ng, “musta araw mo” sa “musta araw mo?…

thattroylerchick:

HOW IS HE SINGLE?!?

(Source: zoellagifs, via letsgoyoutubing)

katara:

98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

(Source: krakenguts, via pizza)

piesexualdean:

turtwink:

does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too

image

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butt-berry:

Me in the club

(via cumfort)

spankmehardbarry:

i think the idea of “bronies” was really just a big practical joke that got way too out of control

(via thirstfollowed)

lion:

when you open the fridge after your mom went grocery shopping

(via cumfort)

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via pizza)

Track: my neck, my track
Plays: 275803

history1970s:

scrapes:

Who is responsible for this

this works way 2 well tbh

(Source: soundcloud.com, via foxnewsofficial)

afaganistan:

who is she?

who dat? who dat? i-gg-y.

(Source: nobodyplace, via pizza)

giliananderson:

date a girl who’s me 

(via thirstfollowed)